The Demand Letter

FROM THE DESK OF LORD REGINALD KLEIN BOXINGTON, the THIRD, Esquire.

Dear PRIME, We are the former PRIME Tag Team Champions. We have never received our rematch. Therefore, until we do, we will refuse to enter any athletic contest you request. The only condition of this being lifted is if that match is for the Tag Team Championships against the Foot Soldiers.

We will not be attending Revival 93, and therefore you can have the other two teams fight each other and we’ll just watch with some popcorn from our living rooms, or more accurately, ignore it until we hear word you’d like us to fight for the tag team titles.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Signed, The Pop Culture Phenoms

PS: Since you’ve already breached your contract by not allowing PCP a rematch within 30 days, our contracts are now on a “per appearance” basis. If we don’t want to appear, we don’t have to. If you’d like to renegotiate, please reach out to our lawyer, Sir Reginald Klein Boxington. Thank you.