How bout this how bout this how bout this -- on GOD you wont touch me, ON GOD YOU WONT TOUCH ME

Well, well, well.

So you beat up my homie, my big brother, my BESTIE FROM THE SOUTHWESTIE MIGUEL...

And decided you wanted my big, metal foot inside your ass while you're at it.

I'ma be honest Steven.

Can I call you Steven, you dumb piece of cat shit?

Steven, here's the thing Steven:

Fuck you, Steven.

You think I give a fuck that I got metal strapped to my fucking legs keeping them straight at all times?

I've met a lot of Stevens in my day and somehow each and every one of them made stupid motherfucking assumptions like that.

My metal legs make me skrong, Steven.

Skrong like King motherfucking Kong.

And I'm about to climb to the top of the empire state building, eat a helicopter,

And fuck your bald ass up.

Maaaaaaaaan don't get it twisted.

It ain't nothing personal.

I don't give a fuck that you're bald.

I don't give a fuck that your name is Steven.

But when the Head Honchess, the Big Cheezit, Lindsay MUHFUGGIN TROY,

Comes to me and she says, "Toddrick, my love, I need you to avenge your bestie from the southwestie Miguel and beat the god damn living fuck out of Steven Harrelson for me baby,"

What do you think im gonna do?

Tell my sweet angel, "no?"

YOU MUST GOT ME FUCKED UP.

I would fucking DIE for my love.

I would MURDER MANY PEOPLE FOR LINDSAY TROY INDISCRIMINANTLY.

Like Abraham Lincoln said back when he was a pro wrestler with metal on his legs, Steven.

'I'm the big buck of this lick, you wanna try it? Come whet your horn.'

This here is MY lick.

I'm the BIG BUCK.

AND I DRIVE A BIG TRUCK.

AND I DON'T GIVE A

fyyyyyyyyuuuuUUuuuUUUUUCK.

I'm gonna hold you down and punch you in the nards all night long, Steven.

Your nards are as good as gone.

Say bye byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee